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Bizarre Christmas Incident letra
(Ho, ho, ho...Play it Grandpa...Yeah, play it...Let's tell them a little story
about what happened this Christmas.... Yeah, tell them... tell 'em 'bout
Christmas)
Christmas Eve, I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things, heavy breathing from the chimney
Who could it be?
(I'll tell you what it was... What happened then, Ben?... Yeah, what
happened?... Well, I went back to sleep... You went back to sleep? Back to
sleep? Shit... Tired man, went back to sleep)
And in the morning, I couldn't believe my eyes
A whale of a corpe with a long white beard
Was dangling over the fire
oh, Santa he's a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck
Oh, honey, call the lawyers fast
'Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass
hey, hey, hey
(Ok grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell 'em what you saw,
tell 'em what you saw grandpa)
I gotta tell you folks,
He wasn't wearin no clothes
He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil
from his back down to his toes
While I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double-wide
What a sad, sad way to die
Hey, hey, hey
Santa, he's a big, fat fuck
went down the chimney, got his fat ass
oh, honey call the lawyers fast,
Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass
Ben Folds - Letras
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- Adelaide
- Air
- Alice Childress
- All U Can Eat (They Give No Fuck)
- Annie Waits
- Army
- Bad Idea - demo
- Barrytown
- Bastard
- Battle of Who Could Care Less
- Before Cologne
- Belinda
- Best Imitation Of Myself
- Bitch Went Nuts
- Bitches Ain't Shit
- Bizarre Christmas Incident
- Boxing
- Brainwascht
- Brainwashed
- Brick
- Bruised
- Careless Whisper (feat. Rufus Wainwright)
- Carrying Cathy
- Champagne Supernova
- Cigarette
- Claire's Ninth
- Cologne
- Cool Whip
- CrossTown Traffic
- Doc Pomus
- Doctor My Eyes
- Dog
- Don't Change Your Plans
- Dr. Yang
- Dr. Ying
- Eddie Walker
- Effington
- Emaline
- Errant Dog
- Evaporated
- Exhausting Lover
- Fair
- Family Of Me
- Fired
- For All The Pretty People
- Fred Jones Part 2
- Fred Jones Pt. 2
- Free Coffee
- From Above
- Get Your Hands Off My Woman
- Girl
- Give Judy My Notice
- Golden Slumbers
- Gone
- Gracie
- Heist
- Hiro's Song
- Hiroshima
- Hiroshima (B B B Benny Hit His Head)
- How I Wish You Were Here
- In Between Days
- Jackson Cannery
- Jane
- Jesusland
- Julianne
- Kate
- Kylie From Connecticut
- Landed
- Late
- Learn To Live With What You Are
- Levi Johnston's Blues
- Losing Lisa
- Lost in the supermarket
- Lullabye
- Narcolepsy
- Not The Same
- One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces
- One Down
- Philosophy
- Picture Window
- Practical Amanda
- Prison Food
- Protection
- Red Is Blue
- Rent A Cop
- Rock This Bitch
- Rockin' The Suburbs
- Rockin' The Suburbs (over The Hedge Edition)
- Rockstar
- Saskia Hamilton
- Sentimental Guy
- Silver Street
- Songs Of Love
- Songs Of Love (divine Comedy Cover)
- Sports and Wine
- Stevens Last Night In Town
- Still (Over The Hedge Version)
- Still (Reprise)
- Still Fighting It
- The Ascent Of Stan
- The Battle Of Who Could Care Less
- The Frown Song
- The Last Polka
- The Luckiest
- There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
- Time
- Tiny Dancer
- Trusted
- Underground
- Video
- Wandering
- Way To Normal
- You Don't Know Me
- You Don't Know Me (feat. Regina Spektor)
- You to Thank
- Your Dogs
- Zak and Sara
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